BREAKING: Paul Ryan Had A Secret Meeting An Hour After McConnell Killed The Healthcare Bill

June 28, 2017

Speaker of the House and total sellout Paul Ryan was photographed this evening, just one hour after Mitch McConnell announced that the health care bill was dead for now, rushing to a secret meeting in a residential neighborhood of Washington DC. A reporter for the Washington Examiner heard on a secured channel that Ryan had broken away from his security detail and managed to follow him and take the above…


Trump’s 2016 Tax Returns Leaked And It’s Bad News For Hillary Lovers

June 27, 2017

Hillary Clinton and a broad base of liberal Democrats put forth the proposition that Donald Trump is a crook because he hadn’t released his tax returns. They say things like “Russia” and “corruption.”  What they didn’t say were things like “privacy” and “trade secret.” People can’t just have the financial information of Donald Trump because his company isn’t public. Nobody would consider the kind of harm it would do for…


6 Families File Wrongful Death Suits Against Hillary Clinton

June 26, 2017

The families of six people on the Clinton murder list, which now stands at 72, say there is enough evidence to at least ask a jury for a monetary settlement in the death of their loved one and are waiting for a judge to rule on an immediate motion to dismiss filed by Clinton’s lawyer. Judge Anton DuBois of the 17th Circuit Federal Court will hear arguments on the case…


Johnny Depp Goes Into Cardiac Arrest During Interrogation, In Critical Condition At Mercy

June 24, 2017

Investigators say Johnny Depp had barely been processed and wasn’t even in his orange jumpsuit yet when he was rushed to Mercy Hospital after suffering a heart attack. A spokesman for the CIA said he was sitting calmly during his intake interview, which is mostly administrative questions: “There was nothing strange at all untill he looked at me with a smile and said, ‘Alluhu Akbar.’ Right then his eyes rolled back…


Inside Obama’s ‘Super Bunker’ That YOU Paid For! (IMAGES)

June 23, 2017

Since the 1950s, Presidents have been able to, by law and as a perk of retirement, have a survival bunker built at the taxpayer’s expense. Every president until Reagan, who said if the world was going out in a blaze of glory that he was going with it, had a modest bunker built by a company that regularly does government contract work. The Bush family has a bunker on every…


Feds With Backhoe Find What They Were Looking For In Clinton’s Yard

June 22, 2017

Feds with the DOJ showed up in Chappaqua, New York with a warrant to dig up a specific part of the Clintons’ back yard. The area they dug wasn’t on the new property just purchased this year but on the adjacent property that the Clintons have owned since the 1990s.  According to Special Agent Tom Petros, the operation went exactly as expected: “We were there to pull up a piece…


Investigative Reporter Murdered Just Hours After Most Important Meeting Of Her Life

June 20, 2017

Pamela Kelsey, a freelance investigative reporter who has broken stories about Benghazi, Wikileaks, Hillary’s email server and Fraud connected to Obamacare, had just taken an assignment to connect the dots from the fleet of cargo ships owned by the Clinton Foundation to anyone she possibly could in the federal government. Basically, her job was to set the record straight.  That job lasted less than 4 hours when Kelsey was found…


BREAKING: Hannity Faked His Own Death To Help Catch A Terrorist

June 19, 2017

An internet terrorist calling himself “The Engine” has been infiltrating political action groups for months, intent on causing the destruction of our fair election systems. The closest anyone ever came was the name of a nurse who supposedly had treated him and sworn herself to secrecy. That nurse, Nancy Higgins of New York Mercy, was the only chance of catching The Engine in person. When the idea came across Hannity’s…


Senator Lindsay’s Wife Confronts Hillary Face To Face-‘You Murderous $%#&!’

June 18, 2017

Anastasia Lindsay has had little to say about the news about her husband’s ugly demise. After being caught as one of the country’s premier drug kingpins and the gay lover of a married Congressman, he was placed into protective custody because of his compliance with the Clinton Cargo Ship investigation. There he was poisoned and died, sparking a wave of conspiracy theories and speculation. Stacey, as she likes to be…


9th District Court Gets Slapped Down By SCOTUS On Illegals

June 16, 2017

The Supreme Court this morning ruled that illegal aliens have no right to sue anybody if they feel they’ve been mistreated. In a 5-4 decision, the conservative-leaning court reminded America that illegal aliens are called illegal for a reason and therefore don’t have the same rights as American citizens. That means if they’re arrested for being here illegally they have the right to an attorney…in their own country. They have…