BREAKING: Hannity Faked His Own Death To Help Catch A Terrorist

June 19, 2017

An internet terrorist calling himself “The Engine” has been infiltrating political action groups for months, intent on causing the destruction of our fair election systems. The closest anyone ever came was the name of a nurse who supposedly had treated him and sworn herself to secrecy. That nurse, Nancy Higgins of New York Mercy, was the only chance of catching The Engine in person. When the idea came across Hannity’s…

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Senator Lindsay’s Wife Confronts Hillary Face To Face-‘You Murderous $%#&!’

June 18, 2017

Anastasia Lindsay has had little to say about the news about her husband’s ugly demise. After being caught as one of the country’s premier drug kingpins and the gay lover of a married Congressman, he was placed into protective custody because of his compliance with the Clinton Cargo Ship investigation. There he was poisoned and died, sparking a wave of conspiracy theories and speculation. Stacey, as she likes to be…

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9th District Court Gets Slapped Down By SCOTUS On Illegals

June 16, 2017

The Supreme Court this morning ruled that illegal aliens have no right to sue anybody if they feel they’ve been mistreated. In a 5-4 decision, the conservative-leaning court reminded America that illegal aliens are called illegal for a reason and therefore don’t have the same rights as American citizens. That means if they’re arrested for being here illegally they have the right to an attorney…in their own country. They have…

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BREAKING: Megyn Kelly Fired For ‘Softballing’ Alex Jones

June 14, 2017

Megyn Kelly failed to ask the big questions that would have justified giving a “nutcase like Alex Jones” a platform like a Sunday Night NBC News show, says company CEO Chandler Thomes. “In her first big try at a homerun, she bunted right back to the pitcher and a double play ended her career.” Kelly, who thought because she called one or two answers Jones tossed at her “dodges” that…

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BREAKING: Rush Limbaugh Death Hoax Latest Dem Conspiracy To Take Focus From Clinton

June 13, 2017

Liberal trolls have tried to perpetrate a hoax about Rush Limbaugh being dead but the diligence of Trump supporters and the quick spread of knowledgeable truth through Patriot circles has once again prevailed. Rush is, of course, alive and well and currently enjoying a Monte Cristo sandwich at Katz’s Deli with friends. This was just another example of the left trying to create a distraction so nobody would pay attention…

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Senator Lindsay Killed In Protective Custody

June 12, 2017

The US Marshals are calling it a “freak macchiato accident,” the mainstream news is refusing to cover it and the left has already written it off as “oh what a shame he died before any justice was served.” New Jersey Senator Herman “Hal” Lindsey was pronounced dead less than an hour ago. The Senator was in an undisclosed location enjoying a warm summer day for all anyone knew, until his…

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Kathy Griffin Is At It Again–This Time It Lands Her In Jail

June 8, 2017

Kathy Griffin has already lost big league when it comes to run-ins with President Trump, and she’s never even met the man. After being fired from everything good in her life for posing for a stupid picture holding President Trump’s severed head, she now faces new troubles after her latest cry for the attention of liberals landed her in jail in New York City. Griffin emerged from the Waldorf Astoria…

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Trump Just Raided HIS OWN EPA And Proved He’s The Smartest President Of All Time

June 7, 2017

Donald Trump isn’t a sit around and do nothing kind of guy. Rather than wait for the entire bureaucracy of the EPA to break down — one liberal at a time — to finally find out what’s going on over there, he sent agents from his own executive branch security teams to seize the building and shut it down. What they uncovered was astounding. Cyber-experts are calling the raid the…

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REPORT: Scott Baio’s Plane Crash Not An Accident–Men Speaking ‘With Accents’ Heard On Flight Recorder

June 1, 2017

The NHST has released a preliminary report that says that the single-engine Cessna that Scott Baio was on when it crashed, killing everyone on board, was possibly hijacked for its high-value cargo. Frederick Northboom of the Safety Inspector’s Office says that new ISIS training guides teach terrorists how to pick up faces lots of people will recognize without having to pay a lot to get near them. In this case, the…

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UPDATE: Nancy Pelosi’s Son Connected To Multiple Other Murders

May 30, 2017

The word coming down from the Behavioral Analysis Unit at Quantico is that Nancy Pelosi’s son, Johnathon, is now the person of interest in at least 5 missing persons turned to murder cases going back 15 years. Johnathon, 42, was jailed yesterday for murdering a little league umpire with a baseball bat. Agent Nibble couldn’t elaborate so early in the investigation but he did say it doesn’t look like the perpetrator…

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