BREAKING: Shep Smith Goes Ballistic, Punches Co-Worker After Being Fired By Fox News

July 17, 2017

Shep Smith lost it this morning after he was let go for what he said in a statement was “an egregious violation of the trust between a journalist and his publisher.” According to Fox, the violation came when Smith called President Trump a liar repeatedly on live television According to Cynthia Luwhoo, an intern at the station, Smith came charging out of Rupert Murdoch’s office like a madman and went Godzilla on…


Paul Ryan Breaks His Silence On Meeting With Bill Clinton And Loretta Lynch

July 16, 2017

Paul Ryan was caught red handed late last week for being involved in the secret negotiations between Bill Clinton and Loretta Lynch. An obscure state law required that Ryan, otherwise an anonymous passenger who didn’t exist, be listed on the plane’s manifest when it landed in Baltimore. Now Ryan, who has come under pressure from the party and the president, has no choice but to explain himself. Moments ago (as of the writing of…


President Trump Just Put Together The Greatest Task Force Ever To Investigate The Clinton Foundation

July 15, 2017

President Trump’s office made three phone calls this morning to recruit a top-notch team of independent, unbiased investigators to look into the Clinton Foundation’s involvement with drug smuggling, human trafficking and support for terrorism connected to the fleet of cargo ships they used to move their supplies across the globe. First, he called Congressman Trey Gowdy to lead the investigation because of his superior skills at seeing through partisan crap. Next, he…


Sad Hillary Clinton Pondering Front Line Role in Midterm Election

July 9, 2017

Defeated Democratic presidential nominee Hillary Clinton is considering her role in the campaign for the 2018 midterm elections, multiple sources told The Hill. Clinton, who has been a prominent figure in the Democratic Party for many years, having served as first lady of the United States, a senator from New York, and Secretary of State under the Obama administration, has already launched a PAC aimed at supporting Democratic candidates in next year’s elections. However, a close and long-term…


Bodies In Cabin Fire Identified As Marshals Assigned To Protect Drug-Smuggling Pelosi Girls

July 8, 2017

The US Marshals deputies assigned to protect Jillian and Veronica Pelosi until they could testify against the Clintons in front of a grand jury this week have been found shot in the head and burned in a log cabin fire near the Finger Lakes in upstate New York. The Marshals, their weapons and their vehicle were all accounted for but the Pelosis are nowhere to be found. A nationwide BOLO has…


Clinton Foundation Provided New Lives And Bank Accounts For Some Very Bad People

July 6, 2017

During Obama’s second term, Hillary Clinton’s job was run for president. Her other job was to use her family’s billion-dollar charity along with hundreds of millions in federal grants, to do side work for her criminal buddy Barack Obama. A new investigation into the Clinton Foundation has found that one of its “humanitarian” efforts, paid for by the US government, was the relocation of detainees from GITMO with new lives, identities and bank accounts…


BREAKING: Paul Ryan Had A Secret Meeting An Hour After McConnell Killed The Healthcare Bill

June 28, 2017

Speaker of the House and total sellout Paul Ryan was photographed this evening, just one hour after Mitch McConnell announced that the health care bill was dead for now, rushing to a secret meeting in a residential neighborhood of Washington DC. A reporter for the Washington Examiner heard on a secured channel that Ryan had broken away from his security detail and managed to follow him and take the above…


Trump’s 2016 Tax Returns Leaked And It’s Bad News For Hillary Lovers

June 27, 2017

Hillary Clinton and a broad base of liberal Democrats put forth the proposition that Donald Trump is a crook because he hadn’t released his tax returns. They say things like “Russia” and “corruption.”  What they didn’t say were things like “privacy” and “trade secret.” People can’t just have the financial information of Donald Trump because his company isn’t public. Nobody would consider the kind of harm it would do for…


6 Families File Wrongful Death Suits Against Hillary Clinton

June 26, 2017

The families of six people on the Clinton murder list, which now stands at 72, say there is enough evidence to at least ask a jury for a monetary settlement in the death of their loved one and are waiting for a judge to rule on an immediate motion to dismiss filed by Clinton’s lawyer. Judge Anton DuBois of the 17th Circuit Federal Court will hear arguments on the case…


Johnny Depp Goes Into Cardiac Arrest During Interrogation, In Critical Condition At Mercy

June 24, 2017

Investigators say Johnny Depp had barely been processed and wasn’t even in his orange jumpsuit yet when he was rushed to Mercy Hospital after suffering a heart attack. A spokesman for the CIA said he was sitting calmly during his intake interview, which is mostly administrative questions: “There was nothing strange at all untill he looked at me with a smile and said, ‘Alluhu Akbar.’ Right then his eyes rolled back…