Hilary Clinton releasing book about 2016 US election loss to Donald Trump titled ‘What Happened?’

July 28, 2017

When last year’s US election results were announced, the world was left astonished; former Apprentice presenter Donald Trump had beaten Secretary of State Hillary Clinton. Since the result, Clinton has stayed away from the spotlight, making occasional social media appearances and being spotted in woods around America. For the first time, the Democrat will reveal what happened during the turbulent campaign, revealing all the personal details in the tell-all book What Happened. Publisher Simon & Schuster…

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BREAKING: Kirk Cameron Diagnosed With Rare Form Of Leprosy

July 27, 2017

Actor, musician, director and devoted follower of Christ, Kirk Cameron, has been stricken with an extremely rare form of what can only be described as a biblical disease. Cameron has a mutated form of leprosy that is so rare, less than one in 600 million people will ever encounter someone who has it. The strain, leprosis metapupalis carnivore’, essentially turns its victim into a walking pile of dead skin, rotting flesh, and festering organs while…

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Coroner Removes Skeletal Remains From Clinton Compound After FBI Raid

July 25, 2017

The raid on the Clinton compound in Chaquatta, New York this afternoon had at least one interesting outcome. LLOD’s reporter on scene, Skip Tetheluda, was able to get close enough to snap the featured image of the coroner taking away a body bag. Skip also learned that the remains, which were found by a cadaver dog, were old enough that the coroner will need to use carbon dating to establish a timeline for her death. The body…

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Feds Just Found America’s WORST Nightmare In Muslim’s Mountain Hole Hidden In New York

July 24, 2017

What started as a run of the mill shoplifting call from Gander Mountain in Johnson City New York has led to the biggest gun bust in that county’s history. Local authorities are saying that 64-year-old Ramadan Abdullah was apprehended for stealing four boxes of ammunition on May 31. But that was nothing compared to what they uncovered at a storage locker in the town of Union. Authorities uncovered Four loaded handguns, eight…

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Trump Shuts Down Hoax Website That Keeps Fake-Killing Hillary Clinton

July 23, 2017

A website run by liberal trolls that posts a hoax story about Hillary Clinton’s death at least once a week got some personal attention from the Trump White House today when their homepage displayed a “seized by the Feds” image instead of their lying, fake news regular content. The site, usadayinformer24netreports.org, was last reported as a domain available for purchase through GoDaddy after Trump had it stripped of its content and the owners arrested. A…

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BREAKING: Feds Digging On Clinton Library Grounds Looking For ‘Dungeon-Like’ Bunker

July 22, 2017

A mapmaker from Arkansas was doing some thermal imaging from his twin-engine Cessna when he stumbled upon something nobody had ever seen before. Along the banks of the river in Little Rock, on the property donated by the city for the Clinton library, lies an underground bunker that authorities say looks more like a single-room “dungeon” than a survival bunker. The bunker, which looks to be connected to the library’s back offices via an escape tunnel,…

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BREAKING: Spicer Takes New Job An Hour After Resigning, Stabs Trump In The Back

July 21, 2017

An hour after walking away from his job as White House Press Secretary, Sean Spicer walked into the Washington DC studios of MSNBC. He was there, according to our source on the inside, to work out when he’ll begin appearing on their network regularly. He hasn’t outright confirmed it yet, but an internal MSNBC memo states that a spot on the permanent panel of Morning Joe is being offered to “a White House official who will be…

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BREAKING: President Trump Wants You To Know The TRUTH About Agenda 21

July 20, 2017

Ask a liberal what “Agenda 21” is and you’ll get some wondrously miraculous answer about global unity, food, clean air and water and policies for the common good across the globe. They’ll shout it from their sparkly unicorns with rainbows shining out of their asses. They will save the world! Ask a normal person what Agenda 21 is and they’ll say, “isn’t that some UN thing?” Ask an informed conservative…

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Chuck Schumer’s Daughter Katie Dragged In Handcuffs Before A Federal Judge

July 19, 2017

Katie Schumer, 17, daughter of US Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer, was arrested today by federal officials for trying to cross the US border from Mexico with more than $300K in cash and a pound of killer marijuana. Her attorney says the money was hers and nobody could prove otherwise and that the marijuana was a gift from a Mexican friend. Schumer says she didn’t understand that you have to declare any cash over…

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BREAKING: Paul Ryan Forced To Resign After Murdered Pilot’s Recordings Surface

July 18, 2017

Paul Ryan will announce his resignation at 9AM Monday, according to LLOD’s newest correspondent in the field, Cynthia Luwhoe. The Speaker, knowing full-well what will happen when that recording gets out, will instead opt to quit and hope he isn’t pursued by federal prosecutors. Luwhoe reports: “After hours of nudging contacts in the West Wing, I learned that President Trump has heard the recordings and greenlighted Jueff Sessions to proceed as he sees fit. Ryan,…

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